Getting fat? Go have sex! It's what the food is there for. Plus then you'll be thinner. Sex is great exercise.

I have discovered that a lot of the youths/kids are considering deviant sex, 'what do you like?' as a method because they can't afford to have kids of their own and are their parents' clients, basically. This is a +- function between them having their own kids and adults.

We're rolling.

When choosing a new base, such as childbirth, you're not part of a stepladder program, with the kid being one step higher. Granted they have had ~25 years more evolution than you, but if you're an awesome skilled ninja monk parent, you've also had 25 years of living evolution.